
Tina at the Bassoon Bar
A sewing kit in every evening bag, espresso brown hair and a confident laugh.
Available today, Weeknights and weekends, flexible hours. Rosie confirms the hour in the chat.
- Age
- 26
- Height
- 158 cm, 5 ft 2 in
- Hair
- Long espresso brown
- Eyes
- Brown
- Build
- Athletic
- Languages
- English
- Based in
- Covent Garden
- Visits
- Hotels and private homes
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Tina, as Rosie knows her
Tina carries a tiny sewing kit in her evening bag and has rescued more than one hem in a hotel cloakroom. She is confident and practical in the most charming way. Athletic and beautifully proportioned at 158 cm, with espresso brown hair that reaches long past her shoulders and eyes of a deep brown, she dresses in a classic, elegant key: a navy dress, clean lines, one bold piece of jewellery.
Warm and easygoing, she puts people at ease with a smile and a well timed joke. Mid twenties, with the easy, assured English of someone who has never needed to raise her voice, Tina is the calm centre of most rooms she walks into. Fashion design is the creative passion, and she sketches and sews many of her own pieces; craft cocktails are her favourite way to unwind; and record collecting is the weekend treasure hunt, with a soft spot for old jazz and soul pressings.
Westminster, for Tina, means the Corinthia on Whitehall Place, where the Bassoon Bar, with its long instrument-inspired counter and a pianist most evenings, feels grand and playful at once. She orders something clever from the cocktail list, listens to the piano for a while, and makes an evening a few streets from Parliament feel like a secret between two people. If the night is fine she will suggest a stroll along the Embankment afterwards, the river black and glittering below.
Tina lives in Covent Garden and can be at Westminster hotels or anywhere in SW1 quickly. Her hour starts at £400; message Rosie via booking with your hotel and a time.
In brief
Off duty: fashion design, craft cocktails, old jazz records
Stands 158 cm, athletic
Hair espresso brown, long past the shoulders; eyes brown
In her mid twenties
Home: Covent Garden
Tina is relaxed about notice and often free the same evening. Ninety minutes at £600 suits a cocktail and conversation; for a longer evening in Westminster, two or three hours are ideal.
How Tina likes an evening to go
Tina's evenings have an easy confidence. She finds you in the lobby, all warm smile and quick joke, then leads the way to a bar with good music and serious cocktails. Over the first drink she talks about the dress she is sewing, a navy silk with a tricky neckline, and asks what you think of the colour. She loves a pianist who takes requests and will test him with something obscure. Dinner is relaxed and stylish, somewhere with atmosphere rather than a stuffy room. Later she might mention a jazz record she found that week, still in its original sleeve. Later, upstairs, she settles into the armchair as though she had always owned it, and the evening carries on at a gentle, comfortable pace.
Asked and answered, by Tina
3 questions guests often put to Tina before a first evening.
A navy silk dress with a neckline that has defeated me twice. The third attempt will be perfect, or I will wear a scarf.
A classic martini, very cold, with a twist. If a bar cannot make one properly, I order wine and quietly lower my expectations.
Old jazz and soul with their original sleeves. The music matters most, but a beautiful cover makes me pay more than I should.
Every length, one figure each
Tina is priced on the same ladder as the whole edit. Tap a length and WhatsApp opens with her name and that length filled in.
Her starting point is Covent Garden, with the closest stations listed below. From there, travel to you costs nothing extra inside fare Zones 1 and 2.
- Covent GardenPiccadilly1min walk
- Leicester SquareNorthern, Piccadilly4min walk
- Charing CrossBakerloo, Northern, National Rail6min walk
- One hoursixty minutesFrom £400Book
- Ninety minutesan hour and a half£600Book
- Two hoursthe first evening£750Book
- Three hoursa long table£1,050Book
- Dinner datefour hours£1,300Book
- Overnightten hours£2,400Book
- Weekendpriced on requestOn requestBook
The rates page covers journeys past Zone 2, changes of plan and a ready made booking message. Every figure buys time and companionship only.
Guest notes on Tina
Nothing has been written in Tina's guest book yet, and none will ever be invented for her. A note appears here only after a real evening, once Rosie has read it through.
Only a first name and the month appear · private details are removed · Tina can have any note withdrawn
Her sets, and some reading
- 01Around the terminus: Victoria's hotels, from grand to practical, in honest order5 min readFrom The Goring's garden to the railway hotel on the platforms, the hotels around Victoria station ranked for late arrivals, dawn trains to Gatwick and an easy evening.
- 02Behind the white stucco: Belgravia's small hotels and their private-house manners5 min readThe Hari on Chesham Place, The Halkin, Hotel 41 above Buckingham Palace Road and the small houses of Ebury Street: SW1 hotels that behave like private homes, and how to stay well.
Ask for Tina by name. Rosie will be honest.
Tell Rosie which night, what time and which hotel or address. If Tina is free, Rosie confirms it in writing; if she is not, you will hear so plainly, with a suggestion or two.






